Alternative Natural Remedies
The Path to Silver Oils

Beyond the Doctor’s Office – Nature’s Answers to Skin and Beyond

We don’t do lab coats.
We do boots, barn dust, and Black Hills sunrise. Every jar of Ranch Tuff Skin Cream starts right here on the M Lazy 5 Cattle Ranch with ingredients so clean you could almost eat them (but please don’t). The star of the show?
My big, beautiful colloidal silver particles — the kind so large you can watch them shimmer and swirl in a glass with your naked eye. No microscope, no laser, just tilt it and see the magic for yourself (grab a flashlight if you want the full disco effect).I blend those silver heavyweights with:

• Cold-pressed olive oil (straight-up skin food)

• Pure beeswax (nature’s own moisture lock)

• A pinch of Epsom salt (calms and softens)

• A whisper of juniper breeze (fresh, never perfume-y)

No emulsifiers.
No preservatives.
No junk. Just 15 years of ranch stubbornness, hundreds of test batches, and a whole lot of love packed into every jar. The Amish families in Wisconsin who helped me test it still call it their “miracle cream.” Moms keep it in diaper bags. Cowboys keep it in glove boxes. Women keep it on their nightstands because it gives that “I actually slept 8 hours” glow. One application keeps your skin soft, protected, and happy for a full 24 hours — whether you’re wrangling cattle or wrangling toddlers.

This isn’t some factory formula cooked up in a boardroom.
It’s hand-crafted by me, Tyna, Sparky, and Chicken, one small batch at a time, under South Dakota sky. Nature did the hard work.
We just put it in a jar and called it Ranch Tuff. Welcome to the cleanest, simplest, most effective skin cream you’ll ever meet.— Gary & the whole ranch crew
M Lazy 5 Cattle Ranch
Black Hills, South Dakota