Your Questions

Answered by Gary Steel

What the heck is Ranch Tuff Skin Cream?
It’s hand-crafted, heavy-duty skin cream made right here on the M Lazy 5 Ranch. Loaded with big, beautiful colloidal silver particles you can actually see dancing in the jar (no laser needed!), blended with olive oil, beeswax, and a whisper of juniper breeze. One scoop keeps skin soft and protected for a full 24 hours.

How often should I use it?
Once a day for all-day softness. Re-apply whenever your skin feels thirsty, rough, or wind-whipped.

Can I wear makeup over it?
Absolutely! Rub it in, pat off any shine, and slap your makeup on. Your face stays happy underneath.

Will it make my face break out at first?
If your pores are full of city gunk, you might see a quick “detox flush” for a day or two. Hang in there and hit it with the Silver Spray. Clear, glowy skin is coming fast.

Any weird chemicals?
Nope. I built my own mixing machine so we don’t need emulsifiers or preservatives. Just pure ranch goodness. Use within 6 months for peak freshness.

Why are your silver particles so huge?
Because tiny ones are for wimps. Mine are big, bold, and sparkle like crazy in a glass. Tilt it, watch the show, and know you’re getting the real deal.

Does it really work on diaper rash and rough ranch hands?
Moms stockpile it for baby butts. Cowboys steal their wives’ jars for cracked knuckles. The Amish in Wisconsin won’t shut up about it. Enough said.

Do I still use it once my skin looks good?
Heck yes. Think of it like boots for your face: keeps the good stuff in and the bad stuff out all day long.

Why does it smell so mild and awesome?
Just enough juniper breeze to smell fresh, never enough to fight your cologne or perfume.

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Now quit reading and go get some Ranch Tuff!