Welcome to Silver Oils
Ranch-Made Skin Cream That Actually Works! Howdy from the M Lazy 5 Cattle Ranch in the snowy Black Hills of South Dakota!
I’m Gary Steel — lifelong machinist, cattle rancher, and the guy who spent 15 years turning his beat-up, sun-baked skin into the reason Ranch Tuff Skin Cream exists. This isn’t some watered-down department-store lotion. It’s loaded with trillions of big, bold colloidal silver particles — the kind so large you can watch them sparkle and swirl in a glass with your naked eye (grab a flashlight if you want the full light-show, it’s ridiculous). I mix those silver heavy-hitters with cold-pressed olive oil, pure beeswax, a touch of Epsom salt, and just enough juniper breeze to keep it fresh without smelling like a perfume. One application keeps your skin baby-soft and protected for a full 24 hours — no joke.
Women tell me it gives them that “I actually slept 8 hours” glow.
Moms keep jars in the diaper bags because it knocks out rash overnight.
Cowboys and ranch hands swear by it for wind-burn, cracked knuckles, and random shop cuts. No emulsifiers. No preservatives. No BS.
Just honest-to-goodness ranch-made goodness in every jar. Ranch Tuff Skin Cream & Silver Spray
Big silver. Bigger results. Straight from our family to yours. Ready for skin that feels like it belongs on a younger you?
Grab yours now — limited Christmas batch is already flying out the barn door.

The Real Reason Ranch Tuff Exists

Hey there, I’m Gary Steel — cattle rancher, old-school machinist, and the guy who used to have skin that looked like cracked leather after fifty-plus years of mega hours under the South Dakota sun. Back around 2010 my face, hands, and arms were a mess — dry, red, rough, and honestly embarrassing. Doctors shrugged, big-brand lotions laughed at me, and I got tired of it. So I rolled up my sleeves (literally) and went to work in the same way I fix a broken tractor: trial, error, and stubborn refusal to quit. For the next 15 years I tested hundreds of batches in my ranch shop. I gave away jars to neighbors, friends, and even a whole Amish community in Wisconsin who started calling it their “miracle cream” for everything from chapped hands to diaper rash. Their kids nicknamed it “Ranch Tuff” because it came from our cattle ranch and, well… kids are honest. The name stuck, and I love it.

The secret nobody else has?
I make my own colloidal silver particles so big and gorgeous you can watch them swirl and sparkle in a glass with your naked eye. No laser, no flashlight required (though shining a light through it is stupidly satisfying). Those silver heavyweights team up with cold-pressed olive oil, pure beeswax, a pinch of Epsom salt, and a whisper of juniper breeze to keep your skin soft, protected, and smelling fresh for a full 24 hours. Today Tyna, Sparky the dough-boy mascot, Chicken the mouthy rooster, and I hand-craft every single jar right here on the M Lazy 5 Ranch. We’re a tiny mom-and-pop outfit with zero interest in becoming some giant corporation. We just want to keep doing what we love: making the best darn skin cream on the planet and putting it in the hands of folks who actually need it. If you’re tired of overpriced goop that doesn’t work, you’ve found your people. Welcome to the family.
M Lazy 5 Cattle Ranch
Black Hills, South Dakota

Customer Reviews

Explore what our happy customers say about Silver Oils products.

★★★★★
“I’ve struggled with extra-dry skin my whole life (the kind that gets that ashy look no matter what I try). I’ve wasted money on every ‘extra-strength’ lotion out there and nothing worked. Ranch Tuff is different. I only need to apply it every couple of days—even in winter—and my skin stays soft, hydrated, and actually glows. The mild scent is perfect too; it never fights with my perfume. Finally found my forever cream!”
— Marcus R., Texas

★★★★★
“I absolutely love this Ranch Tuff cream! It feels luxurious the second you put it on and leaves my skin glowing and moisturized all day long. My dry, rough spots have completely smoothed out. I’m hooked!”
— Jessica T., Montana